I can justify murder if I have to

It’s just one of those days…for frozen yogurt. Ben & Jerrys Chocolate Fudge Brownie FroYo, to be exact. Shit happens. I am a true fat girl, because I can justify any “bad food” choice, any time. I need this because ___.So, because I have nothing better to do and Tuesdays are bad tv days, here’s my list.

Why Griffin needed to buy that Damn Ben & Jerry’s FroYo:

• It’s a bazillion degrees outside and my car’s a/c is busted
• I had a crappy therapy appointment, therefore, ice cream should naturally be involved in the post-therapy ruminations
• I was at Wal-Mart. come on. land of junk.
• It’s That Time of the Month, where women want  need chocolate
• my neighbors just sold their house. their house, is attached to mine. It’s a duplex. Sooo who knows what kind of crazy people/snobs/weirdos with brats just bought it and will take my parking and/or want to talk to me in general. Stress!
• It’s hot. Did I mention that it’s hot?
• Gas prices. (Really, they’re not that bad, but I just felt like saying it)
• I’m gonna have to wait 2 weeks to see a new episode of True Blood
• Because really, I just wanted some fucking ice cream.

 

So that’s the list. I’m sure there’s more. But it’s Ben & Jerry’s, it really needs its own post.