I can justify murder if I have to

June 30, 2009 at 9:13 pm 2 comments

It’s just one of those days…for frozen yogurt. Ben & Jerrys Chocolate Fudge Brownie FroYo, to be exact. Shit happens. I am a true fat girl, because I can justify any “bad food” choice, any time. I need this because ___.So, because I have nothing better to do and Tuesdays are bad tv days, here’s my list.

Why Griffin needed to buy that Damn Ben & Jerry’s FroYo:

  • It’s a bazillion degrees outside and my car’s a/c is busted
  • I had a crappy therapy appointment, therefore, ice cream should naturally be involved in the post-therapy ruminations
  • I was at Wal-Mart. come on. land of junk.
  • It’s That Time of the Month, where women want  need chocolate
  • my neighbors just sold their house. their house, is attached to mine. It’s a duplex. Sooo who knows what kind of crazy people/snobs/weirdos with brats just bought it and will take my parking and/or want to talk to me in general. Stress!
  • It’s hot. Did I mention that it’s hot?
  • Gas prices. (Really, they’re not that bad, but I just felt like saying it)
  • I’m gonna have to wait 2 weeks to see a new episode of True Blood
  • Because really, I just wanted some fucking ice cream.


So that’s the list. I’m sure there’s more. But it’s Ben & Jerry’s, it really needs its own post.




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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Shira  |  July 1, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    I have 5 containers of individual ice cream in the bottom compartment of my freezer. They make me sick (I take it you don’t dump, but I don’t mind it), but dammit, I will eat them. So good.

    • 2. Griffin H. Bat  |  July 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm

      Oh, I tooootally get sick. In fact, not long after this post, I got probably the sickest I’ve ever gotten on sweets. So I’ll leave Ben & Jerry to their own thing for a while. But still, I kinda want some. Ugh, I never learn.


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Griffin H. Bat was very, very fat. She had WLS in 2007 and has gone from 314 pounds to 120ish, and often wonders where her mind went along with all that gooey adipose matter. Even with new guts, she still thinks about cupcakes and their confectionary goodness. She feels like a bear that has lost its stuffing, but she won't hesitate to tell you how lovely you are.

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