Men are skinny bitches
June 29, 2009
All right, I’ve decided that it’s officially not fair that my boyfriend can eat, seriously an entire pizza in one sitting and LOSE WEIGHT.
I don’t get this. He drinks giant bottles of Dr. Pepper, Arnold Palmers, and eats entire jars of peanut butter in like 2 days. Annihilates boxes of crackers (where 1 sleeve = 1 man-serving), eats 6 slices of toast at ones, and…he loses weight. His pants are loose. He’s on the smallest notch on his belt. What a fuckhead, seriously.
I’m convinces that God either has some really awesome way of getting back at men for this in the future, or He just really likes fat women. I mean, I look at a carb. I LOOK at it. And I gain 5 pounds.
I really do believe, that, collectively, women are FAR more useful, smarter, and better than men in general. I walked past a book the other day at B&N titled something like “If Women Ran the World, Shit Would Get Done”. And it’s so true.
But still. I am angry. I should NOT be able to fit into my boyfriend’s jeans. No.
Whiny post? Yeah. But I felt like it, shit. Just, shit.
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Shira | July 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I hate men purely for the reasons outlined above.
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girlslashwoman | July 12, 2009 at 2:08 am
Men are like garbage trucks. They eat and eat and eat and dump. Women are like garbage yards… it just accumulates.
And it is unfair. Almost as unfair as the fact that men are ugly and smell and all women are pretty… more lies. Fine, it sucks being a woman. We have to deal with labour, body and fertility deteriorating with age, slow metabolism and a bunch of other shit. What we get in return are boobs and no penis. May seem like we got the short end of the stick- but yeah, we did get the short end of the stick.
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Griffin H. Bat | July 13, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Yes, we really did get the short end. I want to take that short end of the stick and beat up boys with it. At least we can do that…beat up boys and have them not able to hit back. But then again, that might not always work. I need firearms. haha.